The Million Sad Ducks

Pan and zoom across interactive ponds populated with sad ducks. Pay $1 to permanently make one duck happy—it takes your chosen name and receives an official Certificate of Duck Happiness as a PDF. Six pond tiers range from $1 to $1,000, with varying levels of dramatic flair.

Designed as a quirky gift experience. Name the duck after someone, and the happiness certificate goes directly to your recipient. Free to explore all ponds; happiness is paid.